Words are threatening to fail me.
No, really. This kind of thing used to be REAL. Imagine calling your strides slacks. Is it redundant to ask what’s in the “patented action zone”? And what exactly is Dacron? Ah, a synthetic polyester fibre that is strong and resistant. It just keeps getting better!
I could say a lot more about hair trigger action zones, Dacron armour and how I hope the blonde knew what she was letting herself in for. All I’ll say is that poodle sure is looking impressed. Or something.