Small Object of Desire #67 – Extra Large Slack Snack Sack


Words are threatening to fail me.

No, really. This kind of thing¬†used to be REAL. Imagine calling your strides slacks. Is it redundant to ask what’s in the “patented action zone”? And what exactly is Dacron? Ah, a synthetic polyester fibre that is strong and resistant. It just keeps getting better!

I could say a lot more about hair trigger action zones, Dacron armour and how I hope the blonde¬†knew what she was letting herself in for. All I’ll say is that poodle sure is looking impressed. Or something.