Small Object of Desire #86 – What Each Person on a Blockbuster Movie Gets Paid

A breakdown of what everyone working on a $200 million movie makes, that is.

This falls firmly in the box containing: things you might have wondered about at some point but haven’t been curious enough to investigate. Or things you didn’t think you wanted to know until someone very thoughtfully did all the legwork and presented it in a neat little video that just plopped into your inbox.

It goes on a bit but I suppose a budget that blockbuster huge takes a correspondinly substantial army of people to bust those blocks.

 

Small Object of Desire #85 – Greek Muse

I like to promenade (and promenading is what I do in this location and for a very specific type of relaxation. Bite me!) along the south bank of the river sometimes. That’s the river Thames in London. One of my favourite walks is to get off the tube at Waterloo and stroll along the waterfront from that part of town to London Bridge. Sometimes, I’ll cross the bridge at Tate Modern and walk across to St Paul’s, checking out the anciently curious names on the buildings and street signs like Bloody Mary Yard or  the Worshipful Company of Basket Makers. One time, I went round the back of the building that houses Oxo Tower only to find a huge art exhibition space and the names of several Greek muses high up on the walls. The discovery had something of kismet about it. After all, the Muses are supposed to provide inspiration for creativity. Shame only five of them were there though.

The wonderful Radio 4 programme In Our Time does a comprehensive breakdown of how they originated, how they were regarded and in what shaped they have survived to modern day.

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Small Object of Desire #83 – The Museum of Important Shit

 

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Here’s something that really puts the ‘small’ in Small Objects of Desire. The name of it might sound playfully hyperbolic but this museum aggrandises the small, inconsequential things that gain the heft of importance for some people. It’s curious stuff. Witness the “Small Desert Crumb” entry. Nina Simone’s chewing gum. A swallow necklace. Angelina Jolie’s ancient Nokia phone from the film A Mighty Heart from someone who collects celebrity mobile phones (Who knew?). A wind up toy dinosaur. One man’s shrine to the musician Nick Cave whose documentary 20,000 On Earth is linked to this and who had an hand in curating the museum.

It’s mostly a bunch of crap, the flotsam and jetsam that gathers into people’s lives but a curiosity nonetheless. All of human life is here. I’m going to use it as a repository for making fictional characters. It’s ready made tool for that kind of application.

Small Object of Desire #79 – Beauty

This startling and compelling film by my friend, photographer and director, Cathy Hassan, makes you think about the lengths people will go to in order to attain that elusively subjective thing of desire we call beauty. Skin bleaching, eyelid surgery, breast augmentation…some people even think that bleaching their butt-holes is where it’s at.

Every now and again, and it usually happens on the tube, someone will grab my attention. It’s usually a black woman whose skin colour on her face looks unnaturally light and crucially, uneven in tone. The skin colour on her hands will tell a very different story because it will be several shades darker than that of her face. I’ll study this woman surreptitiously, wondering about the disconnect between what she thinks is an improvement to her looks and the reality of patchwork, badly made waxwork she has come to resemble. I’ll try to imagine her story, wonder about the chopped logic that led her to this place. The socio-cultural pressures that demand she should damage herself in this way with creams that contain poisonous mercury that strips a layer of the skin in order to make it fair.

Cathy’s short film tackles the subject in a surreal, high concept way. At first I thought it was some kind of high fashion statement but repeated viewings make links clear: beauty is a commodity. It’s equity, status and inclusivity. And the search for it can kill you.

Society and its Faces from Burrograndeproductions on Vimeo.

Small Object of Desire #68 – Bootleg Movie Posters from Ghana

I might be biased because well, my heritage is Ghanaian but these bootleg movie posters from Ghana are too funny. And sometimes they are an improvement on the original. They tell a story in and of themselves. When expensive posters cannot be imported from Hollywood, local artists have a go. This is apparently a worldwide phenomenon. To explore a substantial collection of bootleg movie posters from Ghana, head on over to http://www.awesome-robo.com.

Looking at the posters, I’d say that the films aren’t being shown in a cinema theatre as you might know it. This first one, for example, says it’s taking place at Name Video, Nungua. I used to live near Nungua which is a small district heading out of Accra, along the coast, towards Tema. It won’t have a cinema as such. The word ‘video’ is key here. I imagine the films are being shown on a large TV screen in a largish kind of room. I could be wrong but I don’t think things have changed that much since I was last in Ghana. By the looks of things Ghanaians have a penchant for shoot-em-up and horror movies.

Doesn’t Tom Cruise look so much more bearable as a Ghanaian movie poster boy?

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Small Object of Desire #65 – Vinyl ( x2 )

Namely “Submerged Vinyl” from artist Evan Holm. The artist’s explanation whiffs of self-consciousness which makes it a tad precious and slightly pretentious – “When I perform with this sculpture, I am honoring and celebrating all the musicians, all the artists that have helped to build our human culture.” Come on!

But don’t let that put you off.

It is curiously affecting and visually arresting.

And then we have “Animated Picture Discs” from artist collective Sculpture. Who could seriously do with a more arresting name. They aren’t reinventing the wheel but it got me a compelled.

Elk Cloner from Sculpture on Vimeo.